Monday, January 23, 2006

Incompetence

More from the world's most incompetent software company.

i) Company hires support monkey.
ii) Support monkey proves to be good at job so company promotes support monkey to support manager.
iii) Company sacks support manager for not being good enough at job.

Dean Ashton

After all the speculation, we appear to have finally sold Dean to West Ham for around £7m. Obviously that amount of money for a player that's only had half a season in the Premiership is pretty good and us and Crewe have made a pretty decent profit on him, especially seeing as he's never really got going this season. On the other hand though, I think he's one of the most complete strikers we've ever had and we'll seriously miss him. Clearly he wanted to move on and play in the Premiership and, given the current state of affairs at Norwich, who can blame him? The goals he scored to nearly keep us up last season, that flicked goal against Man City and his hat-trick a couple of weeks ago against Southampton were some of the highlights. I think he'll do well at West Ham - good luck Deano.

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Resolutions 2006

As is the custom, I'm making some resolutions this year. They're all quite major tasks but hopefully they're achievable. Two are for fun and the other two are a bit more serious so, in no particular order...

i) Extension/decorating. Our garage roof is leaking more and more and we want a combined utility room and downstairs bathroom so the grand plan is to demolish the existing garage and rebuild it. We need to get some plans drawn up and then get a builder in. As part of this task I'm also trying to finish jobs once I've started them in less time (the attic is still on-going and the hall took well over a year to finish)! Ideally I'd like to re-decorate the bathroom and the lounge this year as well.

ii) Job. I'm going to start job-hunting. Current job has gone a bit crap and I think it's time to move on. As part of this I'm going to force myself to learn C# properly.

iii) Website. I've been running my site from my local machine for the best part of five years or so now so it's about time I actually published it to a real server and unleashed it on the world. I'll probably do it as a cut-down version to start with and expand it over time. It's not the most flashy graphical site you'll find but it's got lots of data to play with so should be worthwhile. With a bit of luck I can do this before the end of the summer.

iv) Bookies. This one is probably the hardest! I've been playing the bookies for a while and if I'm disciplined I think I can make some money. Granted, it'll probably not be a lot, but I'm going to keep a diary and not get greedy and I want to end the year by making a profit.

Come back this time next year for the evaluation panel and results!

New Years Eve

Nope - New Years Eve's are still shite.